Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Hey Snoopy

Hey dickehead talking on your bluetooth headset in the co-op gas station - screw you.

Hey ignorramma trying to do a 3 point turn while talking on your cell phone - screw you.

Hey dumb ass in the Buick turning out wide right so you can make a left turn around the corner - @%$###.

Hey rude lady look lift your head and acknowledge my existance or the fact that i brought you your paychecks after signing for it - $$%#@#.

Hey snoopy , snoopy hang on.

AND NO! I DO NOT RACE THE TRUCK.

6 comments:

Jenn said...

Tell me how you really feel!!

Char said...

Oh...

All Nob said...

I hear ya brotha!

What about the friend who publicly tells you off and then hides behind a passive aggresive defence.

What about the kids next door who walk on my grass in the summer... this year I'll get em!

What about the person who takes the last cup of coffee at work (Rob) and doesn't make a fresh batch uless someone else is around.

What about my stupid dogs, they bark.

What about my pants that don't fit... I wish all my cloths would stop shrinking.

Chris said...

Yea. talk about phenomonoms. i say just give those kids the finger from inside your house. and deny it when yakov comes to your door.

Anonymous said...

How about the ignorant fucks who knock shit over in the grocery store isle or wal-mart and pretend they didn't notice it and walk away...sons a bitches!!!! Or the losers whoa are in such a rush at rush hour that they will burn a red light and be stuck in the intersection so the other traffic can not come in now just so they can be stuck behind another car. Then you pull up behind him after you have waited for the light and shake you head and say LOSER all of that for nothing.

Anonymous said...

what about the three way intersections that have 2 way stop signs and you're inthe the right of way when asshole blows his stop sign you slam on the brakes, stop half way in the intersection, he drives through, guy number three looks at you like you're drunk,and you think your only option now is to ram someone so the police will come and analyze so you're seen as the good guy