Monday, February 27, 2006

Sunday, February 19, 2006


Weekends i usually will get up in the morning make a pot of coffee. Run around with Emma then look at the sports select odds and make a ticket for that afternoon. I usually do not win but it leaves me with what is going on in the sports that i like to follow. If i do win, which is extremely rare, it will be around $100.00 or so.
This morning my laziness got the best of me. I was so beat from work this past week. Tweleve hours overtime -50 celcius, and doing a hard run pumping out around 110 stops a day. So lazy i didnt get to 7-11 to make my picks before 11:00.
As it is ALL of my games came in.
USA lost to Sweden
Finland beat Canada
Gerogetown lost to Villanova
North Carolina Stomped Wakeforst.
39 X 5.00$ wager would have netted me $195.00.
I guess it really doesn't pay to be lazy.
I am waiting to win again because whoever is supportive of me and my gaming will be reated to a Sushi feast on me. So good luck to me right?
Thats is for now.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Rodeo Clown College

We get the Riverview Reflector newsletter in the mail every month. We both actually look forward to it. Because we can see how snobby most of our neighborhood is. They really like to alienated the west side of Osborne unless it is a business that has a trendy flare to it or makes the people on the east side (Riverview) look better. That aside for now.
Home for lunch Tuesday, and Wifey usually comes home and we sort of have lunch together. I was reading the Reflector first when i was taking a poopitypooppoop. And came across this advertisement :
"Inch and Tumbles Clown School" "This is a ten week course...the entire cost $100.00 plus a $15.00 lab fee...Take this rare opportunity to learn the craft!!" Upon seeing this i quickly dismissed it and continued on my biness.
Denise then read it....She shouts out :"Ha...i know how we can make extra cash....Chris oh my god you would be great at this."
All i can think of was some poor sucker coming home at 10pm from a clown class with a failing grade and having to face his family and friends. So im like if.
Minutes go by i pop my head up and continue: " do you think we could have 100 bucks by February 17th?"
Denise: "Im sure we could but how much would your costume cost?"
We then both looked at each other and started laughing so frickin hard at the fact that we just had a serious conversation of my going to Fucking Clown College.
Then the elaboration started....
"ya ya ....tee hee..we can dress hansel and Emma up and they can be your sidekicks. "
"Do you think Auntie Janice could sew something ?"
"Im sure they make good money like 50 bucks on a Saturday morning. It would add up."
Oh man. Where do we go from there?
Getting strepped throat. Tired. Tendons are hurting again. Looking forward to the Moose game on Saturday. Gramma is baby sitting. Emma is taking lots of steps. Work is gettn' interesting. I like to drink. I miss sushi. I smoke pot sometimes. I like good music. I hate "safe" movies. Skating tomorrow nite. Emma has baby rhyme time. I like our country. I got a raise today. My car is gay. I have a car. I have an idea.
Thats it for now.