Hey dickehead talking on your bluetooth headset in the co-op gas station - screw you.
Hey ignorramma trying to do a 3 point turn while talking on your cell phone - screw you.
Hey dumb ass in the Buick turning out wide right so you can make a left turn around the corner - @%$###.
Hey rude lady look lift your head and acknowledge my existance or the fact that i brought you your paychecks after signing for it - $$%#@#.
Hey snoopy , snoopy hang on.
AND NO! I DO NOT RACE THE TRUCK.