It is my pleasure to send you...$100.00 .....for each of your children under six.

Thanks for the comment on my past blog STEPH!
I think you and cougarhunter are both missing the political forums that have been ignited on here before. However i must say that the extra $100.00 i am getting from our good friend Mr. Harper is helpipng with my golf game.
It comes in alot more handy than the
hundred Martin gave me.
And i am happy with how decisive and stern
he his with is thoughts and words on the issues going
on Overseas especially Kandahar. It seems to
me he is trying to morph
Canada out of that umm..."pussy image".
Please do not think for
one minute that i am at all open
to Bush and his followers. I still think he is an imbicile and a very scary man.
Kind of like that overdeveloped kid
in everyones grade 5 class that probably
had hair on his balls since grade 3 that everyone
was afraid of because of his unpredictability and
lack of direction. Then he became just a memory
of a person you want to kick in the face and
works at Foody Goody.
That was fun. Now off to research some
MLB games for today.
Have a great day.
Mood: Cafe 100.7

Have Fun In TO

Priceless

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending one of his companys office parties. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick! "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table eating. Jack asks, "Son. what happened last night?"
"Well," his son said, "you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and you got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused Jack asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"

Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins 38 cents
Saying the right thing at the right time . . . Priceless

Two, twooo, two!

Procrastination Leads To (see below title)

Selkirk today I shot 40 on the front and 48 on the
back for a 88. I have to find a way to carry it
over to teh back nine.
Social Sat. night with momma, chal, jay, and Wife.

Emma ROCKS!!!!
Good Luck Auntie Char on your new Job tomorrow. You will do great.
Auntie Jenn is leaving for Toronto in 2 weeks:(
Ovetime again this week. Can hardly wait until Top Rate !$!$!$!$
40,44,86,40,40,86

Have a great day

THIS TOO!!!!!!:)

What the heck this one as well then....

More Props Needed

Chris drove over poo poo on his bike
this afternoon. But what is worse is
that Chris keeps his bike in his bedroom.



Denise brougt home some new shoes
however she brought home 2 left
Too bad it was soo cold out this weekend...
Dada didnt get enough props with emma