Saturday, March 04, 2006

Mission Impossible screw my spelling

It all started out with one of Denise's friends out on a date. So we were compelled.
Compelled to do what you ask?
Holy shit we were spies. Upon finding out the pertnanent information of the ETA and the location of the love in. We thwarted onward to begin our investigation.
About 4 years ago one of Denise's friends "came out". Then started in on the lesbo dating scene. The date started out at the Fyxx on Broadway. So we hunkered down at the starbucks accross teh street waiting for the perps to arrive at thier destination.
We both have bad eyes and really loud spy breathing so we had to get closer to see if they were there yet.
We were on either ends of Starbucks and started to smirk back and forth. You know like spies do. (Smirk now so you know what im talking about).
The smirking got addictive, but we had to carry on.
I heard in an archie comic that to make yourself not noticed you have to write a blog called the septic tank. Oh sorry thats not it. It is actually
the art of making yourself smaller than normal.
So we did our research on this and squated down.
Now were both smirking at each other and squating in starbucks.
I took the lead.
squirting out the front door onto broadway then she ( i wont use names anymore to protect our identities). Finding our way accross the street was not an option. So we had to
stay hunkered behind parked cars so we didn't look too suspicious.
My heart was pounding.
Then all of the sudden we noticed THE DATE.
Then after that it got really boring. I guess you can say "mission accomplished" ... go ahead say it.

If i had a mood ring on right now it would be tourqoise.

My Baba told me last week that her sunset is almost here.
I had to look at her with a blank look. I didnt know how to react to that.
We have so about 5 hard years to make up.
I am seeing her lots so that i dont have to say one day when she is gone or sick that i should have.
But one thing for certain i have seen numerous amazing sunsets in BC the past ten 20 or so years.
She can't even make herself a sandwich anymore her fingers are so screwed.
But i bet if Emma asked her to make her a sandwich she would.
THERE ... TAKE THAT STUPID TURQUISE MOOD RING, ASSHOLE.

4 comments:

All Nob said...

Quoting the "Septic Tank" in a derogitory way is an infrigment on Internationl Copy Right Laws. We will let it go this time. Next time charges will be laid.

Now about those dikes... any of them a squirter?

Think they'd let me watch sometime?

rubbing said...

It wasn't "derogitory". Your blog gives me a sense on how to infiltrate the blogging community underneath the radar as if you have been a blogger all of your life. Kudos kid.

All Nob said...

You didn't answer me...

Now about those dikes... any of them a squirter?

Think they'd let me watch sometime?

All Nob said...

You'd think our phones are all broken.