I ran into Cougarhunter this morning on his way to work. I waited until he got out of the Coffee shop then i jumped him. I quickly got him in a headlock and rammed his head into the Second Cup no parking sign. His head hid the sign with vengance so ilet go of him then he slid down to the pavement. He was moaning and blood was trickling out of his ear so i bent down to see if he was finished crying like a baby, but that is when he decided to grab the back of my head and knee me inthe nose. Fuck i hate when that happens. I took a couple steps back but he still had the upperhand, upper enough to grab the back of my turtleneck sweater and poor his steaming hot thermos full of coffee down my back.
When all this was happening a bunch of angry crows flew intomy truck and started eating my granola bar that i was saving until 11:17. Cougarhunter started to laugh hard. HArd enough that i saw a new wet spot form on the front of his pants and sort of a lump forming down his backside of his workpants.
Then i said i have to go now then he went and wiped his bumb then went to work.
What a way to start the day.