Monday, January 23, 2006

Shite

Jason Kenney, a Conservative representive for Calgary Southwest, just commented that Canadians have “chosen hope over fear”.
How ridiculously melodramatic of him. I thought that was kinda funny...sort of like this
Now maybe we can send a few thousand men and women to Iraq, were able to spare them since abortion is going to be illegal now. Eiyeieyeeee.
....aaaannnd Scene.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

looks like after your very well received but unimaginative bodily function story (who trained you??),you managed to alienate everyone from responding. first you piss on them then you shit on them. ahhh,is this is all just a bunch of shite?

Chris said...

well actually i poo poo'd then i kaa kaa'd so essentially i poo poo ka ka'd.

Anonymous said...

in the back of your truck,you'll find a roll of driver release bags (think portable toilets); they're about 1 metre in length(think virtually unlimited capacity); they have a wide opening (think gender neutral); when you're done, you can tie a knot in it and swing it over your head(think david and goliath) and launch the bag in to a tree. now bear with me, the shame that you will feel and you should feel shame, will be displaced over the next few weeks as you realize you've given yourself a passtime while you do your mundane job. watching how long it takes for ups plastic to rot.

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Char said...

What do you mean who the fuck is Ken, and why should you care? I thought this was Chris' blog. At least he wasn't afraid to put his name on here. You seem very nice by the way. What's your blog address? I'd be happy to visit it myself, whoever you are.

Chris said...

Hey Ken...i thought you would like the Jason Kenney story after you told me about getting the phone message from your pc guy. Funny.
Char really stood up for you i think you owe her ....hahah..lol.

Char said...

You mean when you write about politics and poo.