tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19558107.post5297894457203092026..comments2023-05-19T06:24:26.094-05:00Comments on Rub Eyes When Needed: Excuse me while i take a dumpChrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00788604201777909431noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19558107.post-33623203250305325192007-04-30T12:27:00.000-05:002007-04-30T12:27:00.000-05:00Hi Chris,Just a correction on the snow storm that ...Hi Chris,<BR/><BR/>Just a correction on the snow storm that hit before and on our wedding day was 3 years ago now...That reminds me I had better get an anniversary present lol<BR/><BR/>KennyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19558107.post-84681730082891564782007-04-23T10:07:00.000-05:002007-04-23T10:07:00.000-05:00Carey, where were you during the whole gay controv...Carey, where were you during the whole gay controversy?<BR/><BR/>Thanks for bailing ;)Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11082031887238694358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19558107.post-64692342486796680962007-04-23T10:03:00.000-05:002007-04-23T10:03:00.000-05:00Dusting off balls? Come on, man. My kids read thes...Dusting off balls? Come on, man. My kids read these blogs. <BR/><BR/>I enjoyed the image of you like a cyborg with your sunglasses all mangled.Careyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03252423353276583308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19558107.post-78413055100236060032007-04-23T07:57:00.000-05:002007-04-23T07:57:00.000-05:00You KNOW you wanted us to laugh.You KNOW you wanted us to laugh.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11082031887238694358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19558107.post-21049488207521087962007-04-23T07:22:00.000-05:002007-04-23T07:22:00.000-05:00You are all too kind.THe only thing missing was bi...You are all too kind.<BR/>THe only thing missing was birds and music notes circling my head.<BR/>Go ahead people ..laugh...laugh your asses off....!!!!Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00788604201777909431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19558107.post-24281686392063511432007-04-23T06:52:00.000-05:002007-04-23T06:52:00.000-05:00Balls, crotch, ass, and gay.....my god man, don't ...Balls, crotch, ass, and gay.....my god man, don't you know how to keep your posts clean?!<BR/><BR/><BR/>I love that Denise was laughing her ass off at you. <BR/><BR/>Oh my, I would have been rolling on the ground at the sight, LOL!!!!!!!Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11082031887238694358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19558107.post-16416931408636688952007-04-23T06:48:00.000-05:002007-04-23T06:48:00.000-05:00Oh Chris..! What i would have given to see that!! ...Oh Chris..! What i would have given to see that!! When Denise told me I had a pretty vivid image of what you looked like taking that dump.. but now.. Oh Chris!!<BR/><BR/>HAhahahahahaha...Jennhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18257543650511975325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19558107.post-80287715226042774162007-04-22T17:17:00.000-05:002007-04-22T17:17:00.000-05:00Chris - I was in high school and one night a frien...Chris - I was in high school and one night a friend and I decided to go for a bike ride. I borrowed my Dad's 10 speed (you know the ones with the big curled under handles?) for some reason. Anyhow, we went by a gas station and my friend said she had to add air to one of her tires so we went over there. She said my front tire looked a little flat so she offered to put air in it for me - so I let her.<BR/><BR/>Sooo, off we went on our bikes, looking cool, checkin' out the scenes when we were clear across town and I heard, what sounded like a shot gun go off. Next thing I knew, I flew forward and, well, "bagged" myself on the bike (damned men's bikes!!!!). I'm surprised I went on to have children .... I digress.<BR/><BR/>I remember it quite clearly now - and it actually happened in front of a house where we knew the girl that lived there. I was laying there, on their lawn, grabbing my private parts while my best friend laughed so hard tears were streaming down her face and her legs were crossed to avoid peeing herself. <BR/><BR/>It was humiliating so I really DO understand - but, like you, I did have to laugh about it - I can only imagine what it looked like *sigh*. <BR/><BR/>Oh, and just so you know - me and bikes don't get along very well. Just before I got pregnant with Danielle I fell off my bike in our backyard. I was showing off to Vince and I freakin' fell off. He was trying so hard not to laugh as I sat there on the ground trying not to cry. <BR/><BR/>I'm so cool.Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08174978790549584487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19558107.post-19297584664439224242007-04-22T16:38:00.000-05:002007-04-22T16:38:00.000-05:00Oh you guys..i was so devistated . I was being so...Oh you guys..i was so devistated . I was being so cool and looking the part, then the unthinkable happend. Denise said she was probably on her cell phone a few minutes later telling her friends of what just transpired. ( i would have).<BR/>The only thing i could do was laugh.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00788604201777909431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19558107.post-44201531238209656792007-04-22T16:33:00.000-05:002007-04-22T16:33:00.000-05:00chris.ha.ha.ha.laughing.too.hard.can't.type.can't....chris.ha.ha.ha.laughing.too.hard.<BR/>can't.type.can't.breathe.husband.<BR/>thinks.i've.lost.my.mind<BR/><BR/>glad.you're.ok.ha.ha.ha<BR/><BR/>(and sorry aobut the deleted comment)Penny Ratzlaffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03368479901015692591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19558107.post-11361685262287908242007-04-22T16:30:00.000-05:002007-04-22T16:30:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Penny Ratzlaffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03368479901015692591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19558107.post-68284906098979737352007-04-22T11:05:00.000-05:002007-04-22T11:05:00.000-05:00I'm so sorry to hear about your dump!! It's a goo...I'm so sorry to hear about your dump!! It's a good thing your family is so "gay" (happy) so you could see the humour in it. I could totally picture the whole scene as I was reading it (and it sounds like something that would happen to me .... in fact - come to think of it - it HAS). I feel your pain - you can't help but laugh.<BR/><BR/>I'm giggling over here...Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08174978790549584487noreply@blogger.com